To get things started, here is a photo of Zach from a not so recent trip. While he *was* on this trip, even that was met with a certain level of flakiness. We were scheduled to leave early in the morning on Friday and head down to Austin. He never showed up for the departure, and instead came down with a person the second day (he did manage to delay this person several hours as well).

This may be mild compared to what is to come.